President Carter angry over Tsarnaev medical care

Former President Jimmy Carter is publicly condemning the treatment of alleged Boston bomber Dzhokhar Tsarnaev. The 39th occupant of the Oval Office is displeased that Tsarnaev, a Muslim, is being detained at a Jewish hospital that has the word “Israel” in its name.

 “It’s a shame that a Muslim is being forced to receive medical care by some of the finest Jewish doctors in the world,” said Carter. “It’s inhumane that Dzhokhar has to recover in a building associated with Israel.  Fortunately, however, he will not be forced to leave a tip since he has already been circumcised.”  The alleged terrorist is recovering at Beth Israel Deaconess Medical Center in Boston. The alleged hotbed of Zionist hostilities serves as the main teaching facility for the Harvard Medical School. Numerous Progressive organizations and Hollywood activists are joining Mr. Carter in their call to have Tsarnaev rescued from arguably the finest hospital in the United States. 

Alarmed by Tsarnaev’s request to speak to a rabbi, the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) has filed an injunction against the hospital to prevent Tsarnaev from receiving any further transfusions of Jewish blood.

“The superior medical care Dzhokhar is receiving serves as another example of the United States doing Israel’s dirty work,” said Code Pink spokesperson Ima Betch. “We will not sit idly by as this young man is shamed by the fact that his life is being saved by Jewish doctors and the Zionist money that funds this despicable life-saving institution.”

Former President Jimmy Carter is the inspiration for Schmuck Weekly.

Former President Jimmy Carter is the inspiration for Schmuck Weekly.

Carter and Code Pink were joined at a press conference by U.S. Representatives Keith Ellison (MN) and Sheila Jackson Lee (TX), who recently co-sponsored the pending backpack registry legislation. Also joining the list of schmucks was Hollywood director and buffet aficionado Michael Moore, as well as Venezuela’s newest citizens, Danny Glover and Sean Penn.

Carter addressed the press conference accompanied by representatives from MSNBC, New York Times, Al Jazeera and Alex Jones.

“Israel’s apartheid has made its way to the United States,” Carter told a crowd of six. “It’s bad enough the Jewish state offers the finest medical care in the world to Palestinians and Arab Israelis. Now they have infiltrated our medical institutions – bringing the same humanitarian ideals to hospitals managed and financed by Jews.”

Carter continued, “Today, Dzhokhar Tsarnaev owes his life to a Jewish medical institution. The shame he will live with is unbearable. Federal authorities should have been courteous enough to find a Saudi or Pakistani doctor to treat Dzhokhar at a facility that didn’t have a mezuzah on every doorpost or a Star of David over each bed. The world is watching, and what they see is a nation conspiring with Israel to offer the finest medical care to our enemies. For shame!

11 comments

  1. raymond f jones says:

    This is mad,does he know what he is saying.what medication is he taking apart from hate pills.?

  2. enubus18 says:

    Is this satire? If we once had a president that stupid we really were lucky to escape the bullet!

  3. Jason Finegold says:

    well it’s called schmuck weekly so what do you think?

  4. Jason Finegold says:

    which is then followed by “serious satire, seriously!”

  5. Teddy Winney Sr. says:

    The peanut man must be drunk on Billy Beer. This is complete madness!!

  6. Pw Mcintyre says:

    Does anyone even care what this ex prez is spouting , he didnt do his job for the TWA hostages, Good ole Ronald Reagan stepped in and cleaned up his mess , so jimmy , stick to the peanuts !

  7. Khushi says:

    Great satire. Loved it. Thanks.

  8. American Patriot says:

    Yes as you can see America trusted only the Jewish doctors to make sure, that this Terrorist life will be saved…so we could get some info out of him…..to prevent future attacks …. I would definitely suggest that no Jewish Doctor should ever treat Carter, incase he will need medical help, as is now, no one really can help him he is completely F-t up.

  9. AmazedHuman says:

    This isn’t real, right? Has to be satire!

  10. Bonnie says:

    I love it! the truth comes out from the peanut head, u c Mr. carter, at the end of the day, this mooooscum even realizes how great the Jewish brain is in mediciane and the Jewish is the only caring people that helps “everyone” that is the secret of the Jewish people and The God of Israel rewards his people, u will see that this mooooscum will now pay for his life for what he did. God of Israel know all.

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