Schmuck Weekly is proud, more like ashamed, to announce the 2013 Schmuck of the year so far nominees. Readers were asked to submit the name of the individual they feel truly met the definition of “Schmuck” during the first quarter of 2013. We received the names of politicians, Hollywood celebrities, world leaders and many groups and combinations of individuals. Most submissions included rationales, so the Schmuck Weekly staff made the decision to take into the account the reasons individuals cited for their favorite Schmuck (s).
Your 2013 Schmuck of the year so far nominees are (no particular order):
1. Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu
Kissing Turkey’s ass isn’t going over well with supporters of the Jewish State.
2. New York Mayor Michael Bloomberg
America’s Nanny is as popular as a fat chick with facial hair and a cold sore.
3. Republican Senators John McCain and Lindsey Graham
Readers fear the enlarged prostates of these GOP dinosaurs.
4. Defense Secretary Chuck Hagel
After his confirmation hearing most Americans are convinced he takes a short yellow bus to work and leaves 15 minutes before everyone else.
5. President Barack Obama and Speaker John Boehner
These two are about as likely to create economic growth as the Muslim Brotherhood advocating for gay rights.
What are you waiting for? Go cast your vote for the 2013 Schmuck of the year so far.